A Herman Cain presidency is much less likely than the chances you’ll be thunked by an armor-plated piece of chili meat while shopping for dinner. So, really, I think I’m done.
Read the full column if you also need a laugh.  But whether she's a good prognosticator is questionable considering the types of people we elect in this country.  Herman Cain seems like the perfect successor to Bill Clinton in the category of "I didn't have sex with that woman" or to George W. Bush on foreign affairs.  "I don't need to know the names of foreign leaders.  I'm from Texas."  I don't think Bush actually said the latter but it sure felt that way at the time.  Sadly, the only name Bush did know was that of Saddam Hussein and look what that got us.  So perhaps we should be happy that Cain doesn't have a daddy he wants to avenge.

Thanks for the laugh Gail, and I hope you're right!